Simple Sister - Procol Harum

Simple Sister

Got Whooping Cough

Have to burn her toys

Take her treats

Eat her sweets

Scare off all the boys

Simple Sister

Got Whooping Cough

Have to put her out

Wear her clothes

Steal her bows

Tell her that she’s stout

Simple Sister

Got Whooping Cough

Lock her in a cell

Throw the key

Into the sea

Hope she never gets well