I'm a Criminal - Paul Reddick, The Sidemen

I’m a criminal

Set to swipe and steal

I’m a criminal

Set to swipe and steal

I’m a master misappropriator

I dig the dirty deal

Oh I’m a criminal

I feed on forbidden fruit

I’m a criminal

Feed on forbidden fruit

I’m a second-story slider

I live to lift and loot

Missing tomorrow morning

Dodging down the day

Dreamin' 'bout the evening

Soon I steal away

I’m a criminal

A chiseler and a cheat

I’m a criminal

A chiseler and a cheat

A derelict of duty

Rip-off with no retreat