Teen Planet - Patrick Cowley

The space ship came from another world

Teen planet, teen planet

They came to replenish their population

Teen planet, teen planet

They’re checking out all you boys and girls

Teen planet, teen planet

So you better get ready for a vacation

Teen planet, teen planet

They make you wear plastic clothes

They make you breath stuffy air

They make you eat greasy food

They do not practice self control

The space ship landed in Minnesota

Teen planet, teen planet

They came to do their grocery shopping

Teen planet, teen planet

They’re sucking up lots of rum and cola

Teen planet, teen planet

They’re getting all the dip and potato chips

Teen planet, teen planet

They make you buy 45's

They make you wear Clearasil

They make you learn the latest dance

They will not practice self control

Don’t waste your time trying to run away

Teen planet, teen planet

You’re stuck on teen planet and you’re gonna stay

Teen planet, teen planet

So pack your things 'cause it’s time to go

Teen planet, teen planet

We’re gonna shuffle off, shuffle off to Buffalo

They make you wear plastic shoes

They make you buy 45's

They make you eat greasy food

They don’t wanna practice self control