Pirate Santa Claus - Parry Gripp

Yo Ho!

Ho Ho Ho Ho

When it’s Christmastime and the cold winds blow

A ship sets sail coming from the North Pole

It’s the pirate Santa Claus

Yo Ho!

Ho Ho Ho Hee

He’s bringing us treasure from across the sea

He’s got toys for you and me

He’s the pirate Santa Claus

Yo, my name’s Rudolph, I used to guide the sleigh

Now we switched to boat, it’s much better this way

We can carry more toys, and more games to play

Thank the Pirate Santa Claus

I’m Ernie the Elf, and I’ve got a big heart

I made your teddy bear and your Mario Kart

If you haven’t been good, well, now you better start

'Cause here comes pirate Santa Claus

Argh mateys!

Let’s see some Christmas cheer

Hooray!

That’s the spirit!

Yo, where’s Frosty?

I feel see sick

I’m big pirate and my name is Claus

I’m the jolliest fellow that there ever was

I’ve got your presents.

Why?

Because

I’m the pirate Santa Claus

You might see us floating down your street

We’ve got your toys and we’ve got your treats

Shooting our cannons into your chimney up high

Say hooray for Santa, he’s a real nice guy!

Wait a minute, aren’t pirates bad?

Arrrhhh… that’s an unfair generalization

Well, I don’t plunder, and I don’t steal

By the golden rule I’m keepin' it real

When I want treasure I play it legit

I work really hard and I pay for it

Oh… do I need to pay for this present?

No!

I’m Santa.

These presents are free.

Merry Christmas, ding-dong!

Yo Ho!

Ho Ho Ho Ho

When it’s Christmastime and the cold winds blow

A ship sets sail coming from the North Pole

It’s the pirate Santa Claus

Yo Ho!

Ho Ho Ho Hee

He’s bringin' us treasure from across the sea

He’s got toys for you and me

He’s the pirate Santa Claus

He’s the pirate Santa Claus

I’m the pirate Santa Claus