Split Pants in Detroit (Or Hyrule) - Open Mike Eagle

This one goes out to all the homies.

I got a lot of homies.

This one in

particular uhh, it goes out…

Goes out to my man Grant

He said I like beats that sound like Zelda towns

I didn’t get it when he said it but I felt it now

And if they melted down the guns I wouldn’t be afraid

To samurai fight in the streets like Bushido Blade

I prefer games to movies some evenings

I can listen to Neil Young and Sufjan Stevens

This is the age of Adz eternal living

It’s like damn, him and Dave collab

I’m on the plane, when it lands I’ma take a cab

I never listened to The Kinks or The Beta Band

And punch bowls I think about drinking with a ladle hand

I split my only pair of pants at sound check

Out of town, luckily nobody was around yet

I went to Target with my thighs and my privates out

Nobody even noticed made them focus on my eyes and mouth

A unique personal embarrassment

I wonder if its better to have somebody to share it with

Probably not

Please define polyglot

My favorite Jay Electronica song is Trolley Stop

In a little while from now if I’m not feeling any less down

I promise myself I’ll pack my bags and visit a nearby town