Who Put the Garlic in the Glue? - NRBQ

Who made the kitchen table blue?

Who called the Irishman a Jew?

Who left the bible in the pew?

Who put the gloves on the kangaroo?

But the main thing I want to ask a-you:

Who put the garlic in the glue?

Who put the garlic in the glue?

Who put sick and tired together?

What is a bad go-getter?

Who put the horse on the sweater?

Well, I told them they shoulda known better

But the main thing I want to ask a-you:

Who put the garlic in the glue?

Who put the garlic in the glue?

Twenty-nine and fifteen tubes

, ask the boy

What you gonna do?

Well, I but, oh, what a loss

Who a around the shoe?

Who picked 'em all and took the few?

what you wanna do

Why’d they have to go and make something new?

But the main thing I want to ask a-you:

Who put the garlic in the glue?

Who put the garlic in the glue?

Who put the garlic in the glue?

Who put the garlic in the glue?

SHOE!