Promiscuous -

Take a second

To take a second guess

Cause every enemy of mine

Has always been a pessimist

Quitting isn’t in my dictionary

My definition of a sissy

Is he who doesn’t rub it

In when he wins

It’ll titillate you

When I look you in the eye

Give a funny little feeling

And you wanna try

It’s a serious side-split

Ticklish, hilarious, thin fabric

So go ahead and

Get ripped in two

I need you

To buy my excuse

«It is what it is»

He’s promiscuous

He keeps a list

Of every conquest

Bedpost notches

He’s a feminist

Quick to submit

Suspends judgment

Takes whatever he can get

Why does it bother you

When I talk about the war

Do you throw a fit

Because it’s in your backyard

It’s a tragic twist

On the classic cataclysm

A rift

In the pretty continuum

Of sophisticated conflict

Why would you take the side

Of a guy who puts his chips

On the villain to win

You’re giving in

Giving out ammunition to the kids

And the weapon is

A deadly dose of bliss

That’s ignorance

With arrogance

No common sense

The epitome of pitiful

It’s the fact that you

Go for his argument

Which smacks of a lack

Of self-respect

And you

You’ve got a whole lot to prove

You sit and watch his every move

Yeah all this time I’m impressed

He’s dangerous

Quick with a fist

Takes every opportunity

To take a risk

Talks with a lisp

Walks with a limp

When he isn’t starting fires

He’s off starting shit

We’ve got your name

In a database

You’re under surveillance

Never leave a trace

You should listen to me

When it comes to foreign policy

I’m a walking wiki-leak

Ready to scream

I got some bad beef

I’m packing heat

Under the collar I’m volatile

And rising to a high degree

You should listen to me

Expert in endocrinology

Swimming in your bloodstream

Making it steam

I got a mean streak

I’m packing heat

Under the collar I’m volatile

And rising to a high degree

You should listen to me

When it comes to foreign policy

I’m a walking wiki-leak

Ready to scream

I got some bad beef

I’m packing heat

Under the great wide open

Wait and see

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