Intro - NOFX

El Hefe:

Man I haven’t slept in two days.

I’ve been on booze straight …

I, my throat’s all -…

Fat Mike (interrupts):

I saw him do drugs and it, and it was looking like powder

El Hefe (in the back to Mike):

I’ll see that hand …

Melvin:

… WHAT?

El Hefe:

This is a live record, you guys are all on a record tonight

Fat Mike:

Yeah, 't is for the record

Now we wanna hear that, we wanna hear that yelling shit, we wanna hear the …

There ya go, «fuck off!»

El hefe:

Lotsa cuss words

Damn, they’re throwin' shit at us…

Fat Mike:

Man last night they threw ice, tonight they’re throwing lit cigaretes,

that’s not cool

Ooow!

Melvin:

Yeah more ice, throw some ice …

Unknown:

Okay that’s enough

Fat Mike:

Alright look, I don’t need to hear about how shitty my hair looks,

'cause I know all about it!

Audiance guy:

Get a haircut!

Unknwon:

So uh …

Fat Mike:

Really we, we’re, we’re just about to play.

Tell 'em 'bout it Eric

Eric:

Yeah

Melvin:

Yup

Unknown:

Would you guys shut the fuck up and play a song already!

Fat Mike:

Oh, okay

El Hefe:

I’m sorry

Fat Mike:

You see the first time we played I was wasted and that was fun, now you know,

I’m sober now, so …

How much fun can you have when you’re sober?

Huh?

Not that much!

El hefe:

Okay, okay here we go -…

El Hefe singing Face To Face «You've Done Nothing»:

One, two, one, two three!

You don’t know what you wanna be!

You don’t know what you wanna be!

You got nothing…

Fat Mike:

You don’t know what you wanna be … you don’t know anything …

El Hefe:

Aahahahuh!