No Way - The Darkest of The Hillside Thickets

After my episode I went to my wife

The gal to whom I pledged the rest of my life

I said ''I'm here for you now let’s reconcile''

Her new boyfriend walked in and shot me a smile

No way, no way, there isn’t any way

No way, no way, no way

No way, no way, there isn’t any way

No way, no way, no way

The U of Auckland was like my second home

After my head was clear I picked up the phone

I begged to get back in the field that I led

I reached the chancellor and here’s what he said

He said:

No way, no way, there isn’t any way

No way, no way, no way

No way, no way, there isn’t any way

No way, no way, no way

My daughter studied mental illness first hand

I thought if anyone, she would understand

I traveled to the institute where she worked

She married, changed her name, and left no forwarding address

No way, no way, there isn’t any way

No way, no way, no way

No way, no way, there isn’t any way

No way, no way, no way

No way, no way, there isn’t any way

No way, no way, no way

No way, no way, there isn’t any way

No way, no way, no way!

My life is shattered, that doesn’t matter

Nobody cares that I’m all better now (repeats)