Frozen Fred - Nits

This is a story you haven’t heard

You may not believe it’s true

What happened to this cat called Frozen Fred

Could happen to me and to you

Fred had a passion for frozen food

And TV dinners too

He hated the merciless summer sun

The weekly barbecue

Spends his summer

In the swimming pool

Trying desperately to keep it cool

Girls girls girls by ve frozen him cold and deep

So many a century from now

He might wake up from his sleep