Dirty Old Man - Neil Young

I’m a dirty old man

I do what I can

Tryin’to make a livin'

I’m a dirty old man

I like to get hammered

On Friday night

Sometimes I can’t wait

So Monday’s alright

It’s a battle with the bottle

I’ll win it alright

But I lost another round

In the bar last night

I’m a dirty old man

I do what I can

Tryin’to make a livin'

I’m a dirty old man

Yeah, I’m gonna get fired

For drinkin’on the job

Got caught with the boss’s wife

In the parking lot

I’m gonna get killed

For doin’this again

But I just can’t help it It’s under my skin

I’m a dirty old man

I do what I can

I’m gonna get hammered

And do it again

I’m a dirty old man

I do what I can

Tryin’to make a livin'

I’m a dirty old man

Got a bag of frozen peas

I use on my knees

I injured from beggin'

And tryin’to please

If you believe that

I’m losing my fat

Got a workout program

And a new rubber mat

I’m a dirty old man

I do what I can

Tryin’to make a livin'

I’m a dirty old man

I’m a dirty old man