Real Rat Bastard - Mustard Plug

You told me I’m a real rat bastard

I’m telling you I can’t deny it’s true

But step inside this real rat bastard

You be me and I’ll be, I’ll be you

Since you left me I’ve been lower than a basement

Since you left me I have lost my only friend

I spit upon the womb that made me

I’ll curse the world until the bitter end

I’m proud to be a real rat bastard

I’m proud to wear my scar upon my sleeve

I’ll probably be a real rat bastard

Until the day that death is my reprieve

So love me as I wallow downward

Smile upon me as I stroll the avenue

Walk beside me as I sing my praises

Maybe someday you will be a bastard too…

We’re both the same except for you’ve got class and style

To get you back I’d walk at least a half a mile

We’re both the same except for poise and charm and grace

I’d slap the pope just for the chance to see your face