Sumthin' For Nuthin' - Mötley Crüe

Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch

Rich old man got the needle, slipped and dropped a stitch

Name the time, name the price leave you door unlocked

Ill bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shock

Sumthin for nuthin

Gigolo sounds so cold, call me teachers pest

Twice a day, double pay, at my trade Im the best

Never late, watch her watch seconds on the clock

Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack

Sumthin for nuthin

Well in and out, its never free

Sumthin for nuthin

Leave the money where its easy to see

She plays the role of a roving matriarch

Diamond rings, fancy things, dubonnet on the rocks

For a treat gave it free--happy 63

Crazy days, easy money--i was just 16

Easy money for such a good deed

Sumthin for nuthin

Ya, in and out is never free

Sumthin for nuthin

Satisfaction guaranteed

Sumthin for nuthin

Target practice in the dark

Sumthin for nuthin

Im a crack shot on the mark

And I love my work