Police Hotel - Mentors

Listen everybody, you must understand

It’s happening outside the Cathay de Grande

Beer’s too expensive and you’re poor

So head down to the liquor store

Better listen now

Or you’re going to be in a cell

In the police hotel

Buy a torpedo of Colt 45

The dinosaur fuel will keep you alive

Then head back to the parking lot

And look at skinheads drinking gut rot

Better listen to El

Or you’re going to the cell

In the police hotel

All over the stinky block

Skinheads, bluehairs or a mohawk

There’s cops and helicopters everywhere

They will kick your butt, they don’t like your hair

Better listen to El

Or you’ll go to the cell

At the police hotel

Now you’re going downtown for a ride

Tonight you’re gonna be a prison bride

You have money?

You better be rich

Or you’re gonna be a prison bitch

Should’ve listened to El

You’re on your way to the cell

At the police hotel

Should’ve listened to El

Now you’re in the cell

At the police hotel