Hercules - Meat Puppets

If you don’t look you won’t see

Everybody is Hercules

If you don’t watch you won’t be cool

And nobody will like you

You just experienced the latest invention

In a place that’s too miserable to mention

And someone did some things to you just the other day

That are just too dirty for me to want to say

Well you just experienced the latest thing

I know it’s just another thing

Just when you think that you’re safe and alone

There comes a big, fat zombie with a taste for your tail-bone

If you don’t look you won’t see

Everybody is Hercules

If you don’t watch you won’t be cool

And nobody will like you

You got a problem?

I think I got a problem

I’ve just been molested by a prehistoric goblin

From Mars with a Martian eyeball

And it’s just like a jelly fish nailed to a wall

If you don’t look you won’t see

Everybody is Hercules

If you don’t watch you won’t be cool

And nobody will like you

I see a spider-man vigorously jumping

Up and down on a little pink dumpling

Never-Never Land sparkles in the midst

Of the dust of a table being beaten by an ape fist

If you don’t look you won’t see

Everybody is Hercules

If you don’t watch you won’t be cool

And nobody will like you

If you don’t look you won’t see

Everybody is Hercules

If you don’t watch you won’t be cool

And nobody will like you