Assaholic Anonymous - MC Lyte

A lot of men need to go to A. A

And not A.A.

as in Alcoholics Anonymous

But A.A.

as in Assaholics Anonymous

'Cause a lot of men are straight addicted to ass

These are the men that, no matter what

Can’t see past a woman’s butt

These are the men that will lose their jobs for ass

Drop out of school for ass

Diss their friends for ass

And even wreck their cars while looking at ass

Damn ass-drunk drivers

These are the men that are so addicted to ass

That they’ll always make butt statements

Like «The woman’s personality is wack, BUT she’s got much backs»

Or «The woman’s breath is kinda hummin', BUT she’s got a plump ol' onion»

Taa-dow!

So much so that they for get about such things as

Personality, spirituality, compatibility, and metaphysicality

'Cause they’re straight assaholics

And like I said, they need to take their butts to Assaholics Anonymous

And cure their dumb asses, BUTT…