Kidney Stones for Easter - MC Lars, YTCracker

MC Lars:

I woke up Easter morning in excruciating pain

I guess kidney stones they were coming through again

A mom in a hospital giving child birth

It’s the guy version, listen, nothing feels worse

It’s true the Easter Bunny had a new gift

It’s ironic, chocolate eggs weren’t on my list

Laid up in Olympia wish I could forget

How oxycodon tripped me out high on endocet

But Bryce is fine Bryce is chill

He can write rhymes taking little white pills

I’m hopped up on Red Bull let’s cut to the chase

That’s how I got kidney stones in the first place!

YTCracker:

I do oxycodone for recreation

I don’t need kidney stones to party for days and

I like my drugs made by smarter doctors

‘Cause i don’t want to gamble my life like proctor

Pill popper even lil wayne thinks im crazy

Cuz i’ll pop an oc and drive i’m swayze

It’s a doc holiday and i’m a daisy

Lars pass them pills you know they don’t faze me

Poppin' anticholergenic action

Benadryl or tagemet making me spin

Dissolve the pill in a glass of cold water

Extract the opiates and nod off harder

Sitting back in my chair

The world looks so great from way up here

Surfing up the internet on percocet

It don’t get much better than this

Best believe cobain and bradley knowles

Hendrix, joplin, belushi showed

Me how to do things right gotta stay vital

No need to fall in a downward spiral

There’s a reason opiates through history

Were used by our predecessors oh so swiftly

Wrote these rhymes spun off watson

And i don’t know if i’m ever ever gonna stop son