Spaceman Spiff (Back by Popular Demand) - MC Lars

A brilliant bolt of lighting blazes Spaceman Spiff in motion

So I crashed into the canyon right next to the pasta ocean

And my engines are in trouble they be sinking in the water

As my GPS is shorting out, the cockpit’s getting hotter

And the gravity is heavy I don’t think that I can make it

As I’m floating in the dark abyss, I’m drowning and half naked

And it’s Just like Interstellar time be slower every minute

And the waves engulf my spacecraft as I desperately start swimming

But my Death Ray Blaster can’t help me now

As the night falls fast know I must get out

‘Cause these hideous blobs are known to feast

On the bones of a blonde kid just like me

But I never liked earth so I had to be leave

A victim of my six year old bravery

If Hobbes were here I know we’d make a plan

Fly high through sky like Stupendous Man

Or we’d both fly home in my shiny red wagon

Pedal to the metal now just imagine

Because I miss my life before the crash

Even Susie, now imagine that

Ms. Wormwood too, should have paid attention

Now I’m running out of air in a dark dimension

Imagining a place very safe with no pain

As I duck and I run from the acid rain

(They call me) Spaceman Spiff

Back by popular demand

Why I get myself in trouble

Like this I can’t understand

(They call me Spaceman Spiff)

And this is no vacation

Got these Graknils sweating me

For all that secret information

(They call me) Spaceman Spiff

Back by popular demand

Why I get myself in trouble

Like this I can’t understand

(They call me Spaceman Spiff)

And this is no vacation

Got these Graknils sweating me

For all that secret information

I did everything say they said (yes)

I was everywhere they needed (yes)

I put everything I had into my missions un-defeated

Now I’m stuck in this ravine with nothing to my name

I was shooting for the stars, dying here was not my aim

Planet X13, I burst up on the scene

Wish that I knew someone who could come and rescue me

Like Rosalyn or Moe?

Sure wish that they could show

Should have paid attention up in swimming class I know

Even Uncle Max can’t help me now

Gotta hack through the bush like safari Al

With my space machete Now where’d I’d put it?

Gotta solve the case like Tracer Bullet

Get back to the treehouse meet with Hobbes

Reinvent myself like my name was Steve Jobs

Kind of strange like the noodle incident

An unfortunate coincidence

I was Yukon Ho!

with my new toboggan

Now I’m lost in space with some brand new problems

It’s a Gooey Kablooie like Hamster Huey

Commander Corriander — never saw the movie

And I’m sorry Dad and I’m sorry Mom

No more chocolate frosted sugar bombs

I’ll Transmorgrify and save the day

Cause I ain’t going out like that no way!

(They call me) Spaceman Spiff

Back by popular demand

Why I get myself in trouble

Like this I can’t understand

(They call me Spaceman Spiff)

And this is no vacation

Got these Graknils sweating me

For all that secret information

(They call me) Spaceman Spiff

Back by popular demand

Why I get myself in trouble

Like this I can’t understand

(They call me Spaceman Spiff)

And this is no vacation

Got these Graknils sweating me

For all that secret information

Ball like I’m Spaceman

Spaceman, Spaceman

Ball like I’m Spaceman Spiff!

Ball like I’m Spaceman

Spaceman, Spaceman

Ball like I’m Spaceman Spiff!

Ball like I’m Spaceman

Spaceman, Spaceman

Ball like I’m Spaceman Spiff!

Ball like I’m Spaceman

Spaceman, Spaceman

Ball like I’m Spaceman Spiff!