Schrödinger's Cat (My Sympathy to Violent J) - MC Lars

Well I heard this dude named Schroedinger put cats inside a box?

Someone please call PETA, that’s quite unorthodox

It’s the Heisenberg uncertainty principal — all in effect

Zombie cats both alive and dead well what did you expect?

When deciphering the binary the waveform goes away

If you measure probability, of specific quantum states

You can’t know a priori how an atom might behave

Yet through this observation, the universe is changed (what)

I’ve never seen a cat like that

Schroedinger I’m sorry but you might get slapped

While you won’t get slapped at very same time

Why can’t you make up your mind?

Micro to macro, classical to quantum

Superpositions?

I think we have a problem

When we check on the cat?

Is he alive or dead?

You say both but now you’re messing with my head

The multiverse has got me down

How can I be in the woods while I’m also downtown?

And don’t say Central Park —

I mean a place where I can catch Pokemon after dark

Two answers at once that’s the haps

Like Kellyann Conway’s alternative facts

Alive while I’m dead — Schroedinger said it

Many possible worlds — you go ask Hugh Everett

A future state like being asleep

While at a Chainsmokers show, wait that happens constanly

Hold on the possibilities are ample —

Let me think about it I can find a new example

Shaggy asked how magnets worked

Unpaired electrons, don’t feel like a jerk

Seven million records sold, that’s a lot ICP

While juggalos are criticized for lacking PHDs

And how can Twiztid keep dissing Violent J?

When he hooked them up, that’s not okay

On Faygolovers.net I press refresh

On Hot 97 J’s getting upset

He’s like Tech N9ne's our boy but we paved the way

Blahzay Rose got dropped I don’t know what to say

And by the way I saw Twiztid at Webster Hall

A fight broke out and the lights went on

You can’t ban hatchet men jamie and paul

And why’d you have seven openers that night after all?

So what is a juggalo?

I don’t know

I left with a really sad feeling that show

Coming home my girlfriend called me on the phone

She said packages were stolen from lobby I’m like «yo!»

We called the cops and described the box

One minute it was there and then one minute it was not

I’m like oh my God!

It’s like Schroedinger’s Cat!

The cop’s like «what?»

I’m like imagine that

Okay maybe I think I might be getting off track

In a song all about quantum physics and cats

My point is that a deterministic vision

Might limit your view and be a prison

While the probability that this verse is too long

Is 100% so let’s finish this song

I’ve never seen a cat like that

Schroedinger I’m sorry but you might get slapped

While you won’t get slapped at very same time

Why can’t you make up your mind?

Micro to macro, classical to quantum

Superpositions?

I think we have a problem

When we check on the cat?

Is he alive or dead?

You say both but now you’re messing with my head

I’ve never seen a cat like that

Schroedinger I’m sorry but you might get slapped

While you won’t get slapped at very same time

Why can’t you make up your mind?

Micro to macro, classical to quantum

Superpositions?

I think we have a problem

When we check on the cat?

Is he alive or dead?

You say both but now you’re messing with my head