Deconstructing Acme - MC Lars, Schaffer The Darklord

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Playing patty cake with my wife backstage

Want to slash is chubby throat with a knife — hey!

The Gag King’s got a gag in his mouth now

Disappearing quick like the ink on a blouse, wow!

Mickey Mouse might play that

But Roger’s running quick with the heater, I’m a spray that

Dumdums come from Yosemite’s gun

Marvin Acme, I’m a actually have a little bit of fun um

What’s that you’ve got shipments coming through the back

On track like a train, chopping wolfie with an axe

It’s a Silly Symphony hear you screaming in your sleep

«Here lies Marvin Acme», rotting, bloated six feet deep (uh)

Hmm… and even though I’m innocent

I dream of retribution nightly in my dreams 'cause ever since

I heard my girl was running round the town with the king

I’m going for his crown, best respect this wedding ring!

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Who’s true, boo?

You knew all along?

It was R.K.

Maroon?

Set it up?

You were a pawn?

They bribed a detective to snoop in the alley

Till Bongo saw him creeping, gave the boot to Eddie Valiant

And now I’m crying in the office

I don’t understand, this is not what Disney promised

Plot twists, intrigue, murder, greed and sex

Marvin on the line, making calls and cashing checks

But look, if I had done it I would not have used a safe, word!

I would have tied him to a tree up in Hayward

I would have covered him in honey like in «Heavyweights»

I would get a back of grizzly bears, like maybe eight?

I could have starved them, in the woods with Marvin

«Grizzly Man"the prequel with the canine teeth — they’re carving!

I heard my girl was running round the town with the king

That’s why I’m going for his crown, best respect this wedding ring!

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

«Eponymous company man meets grim reaper!

Rabbit wanted in the death of Toontown keeper!»

And who am I?

I’m the one who knows most

Marvin Acme!

And you look like you’ve seen a ghost (boo!)

As the CEO of Acme Inc.

I sold the tools of the trade only coyotes would think to use

Singing swords, portable holes, and others

Put 'er there, pal!

(BZZZ!) Hand buzzer!

Seriously, this murder conspiracy biz is nasty

The whole thing was a set up, kid, and you’re the patsy

Blackmailed for photos to frame you with motive

But Jessica did it to keep you in show biz

She only loves you, she always will, buddy

You’ll both inherit the town, check the will, dummy!

Your girl was never running 'round with the king

Please don’t kill me, I never disrespected the ring

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Marvin Acme, didn’t kill 'em, didn’t kill 'em even though I wanted to, wanted to

Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s man, bake me a cake as fast as you can

Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s man, catch me a body as fast as you can

Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s man, bake me a cake as fast as you can

Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s man, catch me a body as fast as you can