A Skit About Robots - MC Frontalot

Thank you for calling financial services

To proceed in English, please say English

English

Thank you

Would you like to check your account balance?

Yes

Please say «account balance»

Account balance

I’m sorry, I don’t understand

If you would like to check your account balance

Please say «account balance»

Operator

To speak with an operator at any time, please say «operator»

Operator

Did you say «operator»?

Yes

Our automatic voice processing system is easy and convenient

Are you sure you’d rather speak with an operator?

If I should connect you to an operator now, please say «Yes»

Otherwise, say «No»

Yes

Did you say «yes»?

(Angrily) Yes!

OK.

Please stand by for the next available operator

(Hold music)

Hi.

This is a human operator

Hey, I just need to… uh…um…

Wait.

What?

Hi.

This is a human operator

Let’s have a human interaction

No, I want to talk to an actual person!

I’m sorry, I didn’t understand

Would you like to check your account balance?

I am going to stab you in the EPROM…

Please don’t

Well, you understood that!

I’m sorry

I’m sorry

Alright…