Do The Crybaby - Mark Douglas

Hey yall theres a brand new dance sweeping the nation. This dance ain’t for

everybody. Just the self absorbed people its called the Cry Baby

When you got a crappy show

And your ratings are low

Do the cry baby do the cry baby

When your face looks like a ham

And you get punched by William

Do the cry baby Do the cry baby

When you say youre on a trail

But youre really getting tail

Do the cry baby do the cry baby

When those mother truckers won’t

Leave Brittany Spears alone

Do the cry baby Do the cry baby

Its always beneficial to cry

When youre in the public eye

Its so fun to watch celebrities suffer

So baby turn on the cameras and blubber

When the ASPCA

Won’t let you give your dogs away

Do the cry baby Do the cry baby

When youre thanking the lord

For some meaningless award

Do the cry baby Do the cry baby

Break it down

All right ladies. Now its time to show you all how to do the crybaby dance

Dont make me call the Waaaaambulance

Put your hands on your hips

Stick out your bottom lip

Rub your eyes stomp your feet

Turn and repeat

Now show your tears to the camera So everyone can see

Just how hard it is to be a rich celebrity

Im sorry all you crybabies if Im being too hard on you

Cus you know when Im home and I watch T.V. alone

I sometimes do the crybabay toooo

Like when Frodo leaves the shire and said goodbye to Sam

Or that very special Office when Jim married Pam

The first time I saw the movie Lost in Translation

Or whenever I hear a Morgan Freeman Narration

When the dudes wife died in the movie Up

Or the first time I saw two girls one cup

Or that commercial Sarah McLaughlin and the dogs and cats

The way they look in the camera… I can’t take that

I need a minute