Honey Bun - Mandy Patinkin

My doll is as dainty as a sparrow

Her figure is somethin' to applaud

Where she’s narrow she’s as narrow an arrow

And she’s broad where a broad should be broad

A hundred and one pounds of fun

That’s my little honey bun!

Get a load of honey bun tonight

I’m speakin' of my Sweetie Pie

Only sixty inches high

Ev’ry inch is packed with dynamite!

Her hair is blond and curly

Her curls are hurly-burly

Her lips are pips!

I call her hips 'Twirly' and 'Whirly.'

She’s my baby, I’m her pap!

I’m her booby, she’s my trap!

I am caught and I don’t wanna run

'Cause I’m havin' so much fun with honey bun!

I am caught and I don’t wanna run

'Cause I’m havin' so much fun with honey bun!

Believe me sonny!

She a cookie who can cook you 'till you’re done

Ain’t bein' funny!

Sonny, put your money on my honey bun!