Interplanet Janet - Man or Astro-Man?

They say our solar system

Is centered around the sun

Nine planets, large and small, parading by

But somewhere out in space

There’s another shining face

That you might see some night up in the sky

Interplanet Janet, she’s a galaxy girl

A solar system Ms. from a future world

She travels like a rocket with her comet team

And there’s never been a planet Janet hasn’t seen

She’s been to the Sun, it’s a lot of fun

It’s a hot-spot, It’s a gas!

Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass

It’s a star, it’s a star!

So Janet got an autograph!

Mercury was near the Sun so Janet stopped by

But the mercury on Mercury was much too high, so

Janet split for Venus but on Venus she found

She couldn’t see a thing for all the clouds around

Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting

So Janet thought she’d give it a go

But the creatures on that planet looked so very weird to Janet

She didn’t even dare to say hello

It’s a bird, it’s a plane!

Why, it must be a UFO, but it was

Interplanet Janet, she’s a galaxy girl

A solar system miss from a future world

She travels like a rocket with her comet team

And there’s never been a planet Janet hasn’t seen

Mars is red and Jupiter’s big

And Saturn shows off its rings

Uranus is built on a funny tilt

And Neptune is its twin

And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from our Sun

They say our solar system is not alone in space

The Universe has endless mystery

Some future astronaut

May find out that what he’d thought

Was a shooting star instead turned out to be

Interplanet Janet, she’s a galaxy girl

A solar system miss from a future world

She travels like a rocket with her comet team

And there’s never been a planet Janet hasn’t seen

There’s never been a planet Janet hasn’t seen