Monday Night Nothing - Malcolm Middleton

On a Monday night I’m nothing

On a Tuesday night I’m nobody

On a Wednesday Thursday Friday night I’m sad

Then the weekend comes to haunt me

Of all the places I should be

Minding me of the best times I ever had

So there’s nothing wrong with being alone

No need to call the doctor

Sometimes people need to be by themselves

And there’s nothing weird about hating yourself

When you’ve seen the hours I’ve spent

Darkness comes and darkness goes

Just like my good times went

Old and driving

Tired from straying too far

My head won’t give me a break

And the rest is making my history

I never seem to make the right decision anytime

I need to crash this piece of shit into a tree that fits

So I don’t know how to finish this song

I’m happy now but for how long

I’m a sad tune and I’ll have to keep the tone

Well it’s only a matter of time before I feel like shit again

I’m a happy army marching to defeat