Crappo the Clown - Malcolm Middleton

Made a wrong move, baby, at the wrong time

Made a wrong move, I’m gonna pay for my crime

Two people left in my world

One of them’s a dick, can you guess who it is?

Can you win a prize?

A magnificent holiday for one in a place with no sun

Hello, I’m your rep, and if there’s anything I can do I’ll do it wrong well

I’ll fuck it up

I can guarantee a bad time and yes I can promise tears

I can destroy hope

Made a wrong move, baby, at the wrong time

Made a wrong move, I’m gonna pay for my crime

Two people left in my world

One of them’s a winner, can you guess who it is?

You always made me feel like I’ve won first prize, And don’t you deserve better

than this clown?

This Crappo the Clown or whatever he calls himself

He’s living in another time and he can’t even socialise And he always destroys

jokes

Made a wrong move, baby, at the wrong time

Made a wrong move, I’m gonna pay for my crime