Mr. Apples - Madness

A devout and well respected man

Woe betide you if you wander from God’s plan

Square shouldered, straight as a die

The righteous truth, he never tell you no lies

But when that old sun go down

He’s heading off up the wrong side of town

Eyes sparkle in the red light glow

Trouser pockets he’s ready to go

Ooooooooooooh

Calm down, Mr. Apples

You’re gonna do yourself in

Tell us where you’ve been

Head of the table at the Rotary club

Never unsure of which shoulders he should rub

Scout leader, a pillar of the Church, Capital Punishment

He wants to bring back the birch (of course, he does)

Cause when that old sun go down

Heading off under the wrong side of town

Eyes sparkle in the red light glow

Trouser pockets he’s ready to go

Ooooooooooooh

Calm down, Mr. Apples

You’re gonna do, you’re gonna do yourself in

Oh tell us where you’ve been

And ooooooooooooh

Calm down, Mr. Apples

You’re gonna wear yourself out

And what’s it all about

Eyes sparkle in the red light glow

Trouser pockets he’s ready to go

Ooooooooooooh

Calm down, Mr. Apples

You’re gonna do, you’re gonna do yourself in

Oh tell us where you’ve been

Ooooooooooooh

Calm down, Mr. Apples

You’re gonna wear yourself out

And what’s it all about

Ooooooooooooh

What’s it all about

Ooooooooooooh

What’s it all about

You’re gonna wear yourself out

You’re gonna wear yourself out