Showgirl - Luke Haines, The Auteurs

I took a showgirl for my bride

Thought my life would be right, yeah

Took her bowling, got her high

Got myself a showgirl bride

Took a job on the side

In a health shop, keeps me well now

Got my mantra for life

Got my karma, and a showgirl bride

All my life

All her life

All our life

I married a showgirl

That’s for life

I married a showgirl

That’s for life

She can’t work in the wintertime

I can’t work anytime now

Go to libraries all the while

Looking for a notice, bide my time

All my life

All her life

All our life

I married a showgirl

That’s for life

I married a showgirl

That’s for life

I took a showgirl for my bride

Sprinkled stardust on my wife

Took her bowling, got her high

Got myself a showgirl bride

Got myself a showgirl bride

Don’t you recognize us?

Don’t you recognize us?