The Withdrawal Method - Louis Logic

She loves me, she loves me not

And I don’t want to spend my life struggling in that ugly spot

Being that guy who gets hugged a lot

When she just forgot the whole idea of giving us a shot

Or is it my fault we’re splitting again?

With all this high talk of living as friends

Like it isn’t pretend

We’re just against the true physics of man

I can’t get with her again

If someone else has then this is the end

We must be stuck on stupid

Or drunk on the love song music

Waiting on an unarmed cupid

Like these fairy tales are love long tunes

Could get us one more usage

Out of something that was done for useless

But the truth is we both know it’s over

And we been through this enough to get our own show on Oprah

We been from closer than two old folks on sofas

To the distance between big limousine moguls and chauffeurs

Now I’m supposed to try to date other chicks

And you won’t say nothing if we’re crushing or they touch my stick?

I don’t believe it

Even though I know you mean it

That if you see me with another sweety you won’t be heated

You probably think I’m so conceited

Assuming you freak if no one’s cheated

But I guess that’s only human to me

Who wouldn’t be a little jealous when it’s natural?

I couldn’t stop you from chilling with the fellas

But I hope I never catch you

Even after what we been through

You’re always on my mind

And I don’t care

Cause love is hard to find

Even after what we been through

You’re always on my mind

Cause I don’t care

We’re giving it one more try

This is our fifth second chance at our nesting plans

I guess we can’t get a glance at the day of our wedding dance

It’s like a soap opera with less romance and ugly bloom

Or honeymooning in Paris, Texas instead of France

But let a man connect with friends for boy time

Like that helps you remember when you knew how to enjoy mine

I couldn’t be more wrong if I wrote three more songs about it

Now I can’t believe you’re gone

But you’ll come back to me

Cause love is refractory

Resistant though insignificant others our mad at me

And others would have to be

As dumb as an amputee

To choose being chewed like the gum under the classroom seats

Why do we lie to one another so actively?

Your mother and dad could see we struggle unhappily

And that could be why I need a fast retreat

Running this rapidly as if your big brother was after me

Even after what we been through

You’re always on my mind

And I don’t care

Cause love is hard to find

Even after what we been through

You’re always on my mind

Cause I don’t care

We’re giving it one more try

Why is it every time we’re on the outs

You want me to sleep on the couch

And now you telling me to leave my own house?

Give me a break Miss, what are you shitting me?

You wanted a kid with me?

I don’t think that I’ll be needing a spouse

You can take my keys and I’ll bounce

Cancel both our Visa accounts

Divide the savings into equal amounts

And you can stop all of your sneaking around

Like I don’t see you in town with my replacement cause you keep looking down

All this deceit puts a frown on your face

Cause you just keep finding my curls laying around since I moved out of our

place

So how do you face it?

When you’re surrounded by traces

And reminders of the times we talked about an engagement

My advice to you is take our pictures down from the frame

And change your number if you like this dude

Because if one thing in life is true

It’s that love is such a high

It’s no wonder why the price is too

I gotta rant, girl

Even after what we been through

You’re always on my mind

And I don’t care

Cause love is hard to find

Even after what we been through

You’re always on my mind

Cause I don’t care

We’re giving it one more try

I thought I had romance, no chance til I met you

You’re the best thing that’s happened, the light of my life

Now that’s romance for ya