Nice Jewish Girls - Loudon Wainwright III

Listen here buddy I’m no fool

A product of episcipalian school

At 17 my heart was torn

By a debutaunting lass

A debutaunting lass

My stock is pure my blood is blue

I’m a country gentile through and through

At the age of 12 I was reborn

At the confirmation class

The confirmation class

Pearlstein Bernstein

Levit and Fink

Ain’t Nordic names I know

But the problem is

Those girls gee wizz

Make my juices flow