If You Handle The Merchandise - Loretta Lynn

When I got home from work

You called and said that you’d be late

For me not to worry none

That you’ll be home by eight

The material that you’ve been looking at

Will make any man’s blood rise

Consider me gone

If you handle the merchandise

I’ve told you once before

Keep your big hands off of her

I’ve just seen you reach for her

And you’re crazy if you think I don’t care

The goods you’re trying to feel up

I’ve seen you reach for twice

Consider me gone

If you handle the merchandise

The line of goods you’re seeling

Is something I won’t buy

Guess you think she’s a bargain

How she’s got them grain blue eyes

You’ll get what you’ve bargained for

And I ain’t gonna tell you twice

Consider me gone

If you handle the merchandise