Hi, I'm Dave - Lil Dicky

What a strange life I have\nGot me trippin' like whoa whoa\n«Dave, you’re a rapper?» Oh no (No)\nBowel movements looking like Dippin' Dots (For real)\nProbably 'cause I don’t eat fruits and vegetables\nApproached by aggressive white men on the regular (Uh, uh)\nI gotta record with a neck pillow on my neck 'cause the ergonomics of my desk\nain’t right (Uh)\nMy nose gets stuffed every night (Woo)\nI’m fidgity (Fidgity, fidgity)\nI’m fidgity, I twitch (Huh)\nI’m fidgity (Hm), I’m V-neurotic (Whoa, whoa)\nYes, I know that I’m a rapper at the end of the day\nBut I think it’s time you knew me by my government name\nHi, I’m Dave (I'm Lil Dicky)\nHi, I’m Dave (Who's Dave?)\nHi, I’m Dave (Please watch)\nPlease, I’m Lil Dicky, no shut up, I am Dave\n(Please watch)