Vanilla Ice Cream - Laura Benanti

I am so sorry about last night, it was a nightmare in every way,

But together you and I will laugh at last night someday…

Ice cream.

He brought me ice cream!

Vanilla Ice cream!

Imagine that!

Ice cream, and for the first time, we were together without a spat!

Friendly, he was so friendly, that isn’t like him;

I’m simply stunned.

Will wonders never cease?

Will wonders never cease?

It’s been a most peculiar day!

Will wonders never cease?

Will wonders never cease…

I am so sorry about last night,

It was a nightmare in every way but together you

And I will laugh at last night someday!

I sat there waiting in that cafe and

never guessing that you were fat… UGH!

That you were near.

you were outside looking bold… Oh no!

Dear Friend,

I am so sorry about last night…

Last night I was so nasty!

Well, he deserved it but even so,

That George is not like this George,

this is a new George that I don’t know.

Somehow it all reminds me of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

When right before my eyes a man that

I despise has turned into a man I like!

It’s almost like a dream as strange as it may seem…

He came to offer me Vanilla ICE CREAM!