In Love With My Problems - Larry Fleet, Jon Pardi

I’m one tall boy short of a buzz

I’m one dollar short of a buck

I’m one any man short of a prayer

I’m one going short of going somewhere

Yeah I could kiss there problems goodbye

If I just started treating them right

They slam the door, pedal to the floor

Suitcase in a two-tone ford

Flip the bird say some words

Like they ain’t coming back no more

Maybe that’s just what I need

Bettin they’d get sick of me

Just like you

If I could fall in love with my problems

My problems, my problems

Well, maybe they’d leave m too

I’ll send for roses some flowrs for mine

Try to put a ring on a neon light

Start makin plans and moving too fast

Yeh there goes trouble haulin ass

They slam the door, pedal to the floor

Suitcase in a two-tone ford

Flip the bird say some words

Like they ain’t coming back no more

Maybe that’s just what I need

I’m bettin there getting sick of me

Just like you

If I could fall in love with my problems

My problems, my problems

Maybe they’d leave me too

Maybe they’d leave me too

Yeah I could kiss these problems goodbye

If I just started treating them right

They slam the door, pedal to the floor

Suitcase in a two-tone ford

Flip the bird say some words

Like they ain’t coming back no more

Maybe that’s just what I need

I’m bettin they get sick of me

Just like you

If I could fall in love with my problems

My problems, my problems

Well, maybe they’d leave me too

Maybe they’d leave me too