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You remind me of a couple girls I used to know

That I used to be involved with

Thanks a lot, what a compliment

Wait, I know that sounds a little bad

Yes, it does

But I mean the good traits

Why don’t you just go back to them then?

No, no, no

I’m saying just the opposite

I’m saying the reverse

You’re a «greatest hits»

You’re a «the best of»

You include only the good cuts of the girls that I’ve been out with

You’re a «greatest hits»

You’re a «the best of»

Why don’t you shut your mouth before you scratch it up?

What a minute

Is that it?

No, I’m just saying…

You’re a little like Miranda

Oh baby, she could name a tune

Oh, could she?

Just flip on any radio station

And like two notes in

She’s like that’s «so and so» from 'eighty-two

You’re a little like Francesca

Who’s Francesca?

With crazy stories from her youth

Mom on some heavy drugs

Dad in the Mafia

Yeah, I thought that all was pretty cool

You better get over yourself

Why don’t you just go back to them then?

Honey, I’m saying the reverse

You’re a «greatest hits»

You’re a «the best of»

You include only the best cuts

You’re the one I want

You’re a «greatest hits»

A «best of»

Why don’t you shut your mouth before you scratch it up?

Wait a minute

Hey, where you going?

I’m leaving

No!

I’m leaving, I’m leaving you

Is it something I said?

Come on

I’m leaving

It can’t be

I’m leaving, I’m leaving you

Hey honey, come back

What, so you can talk about your skanky ex-girlfriends?

Skanky?

You got to call them skanky?

How dare you?

Get off me!

I can’t believe you said that

You’re totally misunderstanding me

I am not misunderstanding you

I understand perfectly well

You’re a «greatest hits»

You’re a «greatest hits»

You’re a «the best of»

You include only the good cuts of the girls that I’ve been out with

You’re a «greatest hits»

You’re a «the best of»

You include only the best cuts, you’re the one I want

You’re a greatest hits

You include only the best cuts, you’re the one I want