Intro - KMFDM

Welcome back

Here we go again

A beautiful girl and some dirty old men

Before we continue the task at hand

Let’s go ahead and introduce the band

From the land of volcanoes

The lovely Lucia

Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear

She screams like a banshee, and she moves like a cat

I could tell you much more, but let’s leave it at that

The lord of lard

The mighty swine

He loves Manchego and a bottle of wine

Also known as Raymond Watts

He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots

The one and only

The great Steve White

His morals are loose, but his shirts are tight

Challenged by few

Rivaled by none

He’s a low down dirty son of a gun

This is the biscuit’s crux

Solid rock against the flux

Ultra-heavy beat deluxe

KMFDM forever sucks

Here’s your voice from the underground

Get ready for another round

Nothing new, it’s the same old shit

If it works this good, why fuck with it?

Andy Selway, the master of skins

Frequently found screwing chicks behind bins

His hobbies include but aren’t limited to

Things you and I would rather not do

And here we have Jules

The king of guitar

He’s only home when he’s inside a bar

Rings and spikes and chains and tattoos

He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes

I am Kapt’n K

The korruptor of youth

My word is gospel of the honest truth

I am the father of industrial rock

And if you don’t believe me

You can suck my Glock

Jawohl