ABC's And 1,2,3's - Kj-52, Billy Puddles

«Good mornin' class»

«Good mornin' teacher»

«I'm your teacher Mr. KJ-52»

«Hi, Mr.52»

«Now sit down, sit down, now, today we goin'

To be learnin' our 'ABC's'»

«No»

«Yes, thats right, can you say 'A'?»

«Nine»

«Can you say 'B'?»

«Twenty-seven»

«Just listen»

Alphabetically attack with actual actions

Bumpin' bass while I’m bustin', breakin' backs blastin'

Catchin' cats crashin', creatin' creations and clashin'

Doing a double dose of damage and dashin'

Everlastingly encouragin' everyone just to endure

Facing feeble fools as I faithfully just flow forth

God’s good and God’s great, God’s grace I gratefully got

Hope in Him has helped heal this hurtin' heart

Idiots institute irrevorant type insolence

Joyful jammin' junk jacking up this Jesus journalist

Killin' just to keep the King’s kids kicking

Learnin' life’s lessons and just laughin' lovin' and livin' it

From the A to the B to the B to the Z

Now, we gonna break it down to your elementary

Bring you back to the essence of how we emcee

'Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically

From the A to the B to the B to the Z

Now, we gonna break it down to your elementary

Bring you back to the essence of how we emcee

'Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically

Make the most of moments most men mentallly miss

Navigate nine new nouns, nearly noone notices

Officially overturn obstacles that often operate to

Put people in poor position in their proper place

Quite quaint how the quotient just quickly quits

Reprimanding real rappers who in reality they really rip

Sorry, saps sell, ya sorry, sylables and sellin' silly suckers

Tell your tall tales tryin' to touch us

Understand underestimatin' the underground

Voting to verily vindicate this viscious type of vows

Well wishin' and wonderin' will we waste these wanted weapons

Xeroxing x-rated, x-con type x-men

Yearing and yelling at you yes-men for years while

Zig-zaggin' and zappin' and zoom zealously for zeal

From the A to the B to the B to the Z

Now, we gonna break it down to your elementary

Bring you back to the essence of how we emcee

'Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically

From the A to the B to the B to the Z

Now, we gonna break it down to your elementary

Bring you back to the essence of how we emcee

'Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically

«Now, class, we have a substitute teacher today, his name is

Mr. Billy Puddles, he’s goin' to be teachin' you '123' thats right

How much you pay force attention, Mr. Billy Puddles, class is yours»

One of these boys runnin' one of these own things

Today you better stop rockin' those tutus like totsies

Three days from now we gonna check out on a three way

Fortune to fork it over like an intrepid on a freeway

Why you five, o, tryin' to beat me like a price on 'e-Bay'

Had a six shooter to my six pack

Seven of my nine lives just then took a trip back

Like that young kid who ate all those eight balls

Only got nine innings in this crazy game of paintball

Ten out of twenty y’all, is goin' awol

From the A to the B to the B to the Z

Now, we gonna break it down to your elementary

Bring you back to the essence of how we emcee

'Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically

From the A to the B to the B to the Z

Now, we gonna break it down to your elementary

Bring you back to the essence of how we emcee

'Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically

ABC, 123

ABC, 123

ABC, 123

Alphabetically

The table’s done