Give Me Scabies - Kitty

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy

But here’s my number, so call me maybe

And all the other boys try to chase me

But here’s my number, so call me maybe

I’m a quarter of Four Loko down

And I’m really very stoked that you came around

And I’m trying on my poker face

And I don’t know how to stay expressionless, I didn’t wanna mention this

But I’m crushing on you like bench presses

Trying to confess this, causing quite a mess it’s

Stressful and all the rest of your friends look very unimpressed with me

And I’m not the hottest, but I’m fully employed

And it’s 11:11 when I unlock the droid

I wish upon a digital clock to stop the void

That increases in depth whenever my heart is toyed with

And I wanna get it, shorty, like I’m Wayne & Lloyd

Like breaking down the ford

I am unavoidable, I trail far enough behind

Keep you from getting paranoid and I am

An itty bitty lightweight, I stay by

On the realization that you’re impatient, so I wait

And when you pass by me, I might faint

Quick I need to lie, great

Say I need to hydrate

But I’m just faded and that really wasn’t clever

I’d say, «Call me maybe,» but you’ll probably call me never

I wait forever and ever and ever, whatever

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy

But here’s my number, so call me maybe

And all the other boys try to chase me

But here’s my number, so call me maybe

Before you came into my life I missed you so bad

I missed you so bad, I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life I missed you so bad

And you should know that, so call me maybe

Yeah, I’m dead and I wanna cuddle in your bed

Always dreads, never braids

And my brain, you make it mushy like the Everglade

I won’t get pushy 'cause I’m wussy, easily persuaded

And I’m faded now, but I’m never late

Never laid, always playin'

All the other boys would try to chase it and evade 'em

But I wouldn’t play, 'cause I believe in fate and

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy

But here’s my number, so call me maybe

And all the other boys try to chase me

But here’s my number, so call me maybe

Before you came into my life I missed you so bad

I missed you so bad, I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life I missed you so bad

And you should know that, so call me maybe

I missed you so so bad

I missed you

So give me scabies

Give me scabies