Freakin' eXtreme! - Kingston Falls

Polishes the twenty-twos on his SUV

A passion for lifting weights and dirty magazines

In his mind he pops a wheelie perpetually

Revs up the crotch rocket right into the sea

He wants to be an action star, but his hairline recedes

He lives in the suburbs and he’s freakin' eXtreme

Pleasure over progress, a motto so obscene

Why tap logic or reason when there’s ladies on the scene?

It’s a tragedy.

Ha!

No worries… he’s freakin' eXtreme!

eXtreme!