Nasty - Kevin Coyne

I’ve taken out your dog, your pet rabbit and your frog

I’ve opened all your mail, you realise you could go to jail

You can scream and scream and scream

But you still shattered my every dream

Chorus: You’re nasty, so nasty (x2)

Nasty (x4)

Tell me why you’re so nasty to me

I’ve waited days for you, ain’t going to wait on long holidays too

Left me in charge, left your poodles at large

It’s me who has to wipe up the mess

Next thing I know you’ll have me wearing a dress, no fair now

I’ve done everything I can, now you say I’m not a man

Ask me why should I care, I don’t know why but I want to share

Stocks and shares you’ve got, before I’m gone, I’ll have the lot

Sounds bad but it’s true

You have to draw the line, shatter, shatter the ??

Back to my mother and father

Back to my homosexual brother

Let’s get back into my normal mess

I can discard my expensive dress

Tell me now

Nasty, nasty to me (ad lib)