I Hate You This Christmas - Kate Nash

Got too drunk at the Christmas party

Puked on my dress, shit!

I guess I better leave

On the way home, I took a detour

I wanna see you

I wish I never saw

Get the key from under the mat

Trying to find the light, I stumble around

I swear I heard a noise, what’s that sound?

Well, that’s my best friend and you’re going down

It’s Christmas once again

But you are fucking one of my friends

Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than

My undying love that won’t weather

Yeah, it’s Christmas once again but you’re fucking one of my friends

Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than

My undying love that won’t weather

I hate her

I hate her

I hate you

This Christmas

Everyone’s excited about going home

But I am embarrassed to tell my mom

All the Christmas lights and the mistletoe are only making me feel more alone

All the skater kids are stoned on the hill, even the goths are filled with good

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I head to the bar to see old faces

We’re in old streets but new places

It’s Christmas once again but you’re fucking one of my friends

Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than

My undying love that won’t weather

Yeah, it’s Christmas once again but you’re fucking one of my friends

Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than

My undying love that won’t weather

I hate her

I hate her

I hate you

This christmas

Well, I guess there’s other girls you fucked

Well, I guess that means you really suck

Well, I hope you feel alone this Christmas

You can say goodbye to this cause

You know I am never coming back

It’s Christmas once again but you’re fucking one of my friends

Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than

My undying love that won’t weather

Yeah, it’s Christmas once again but you’re fucking one of my friends

Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than

My undying love that won’t weather

I hate her

I hate her

I hate you

This Christmas