Skit #1 - Kanye West

I brought you brothers here today to start our own fraternity

Broke Phi Broke, we ain’t got it

Broke Phi Broke (we ain’t got it)

No, we have no money

We are sharin' jeans

If I go outside, I got the only clothing on

How many cars do we own?

(None!)

How many cars do we own?

(None, sir!)

Should we let our woman go and be with the cat with the car?

(Yes, we will!)

Why?

Because we can’t afford gas.

Say it with me!

(We can’t afford no gas!)

Say it!

(We can’t afford no gas!)

So we ain’t drivin'!