The Ooda-Booga Boogie - JT Music

I’m a bit of an anomaly

An oddball marsupial monstrosity

I’m not just another wombat or wallaby

If you ain’t a bandicoot, you’re a wannabe

I gotta thank Cortex for evolving me

Have I become a problem?

Probably

Now that I’m on the run, nobody’s stopping me

I’m coming for you Tawna, do you want a piece?

Spinnin' 'til I’m dizzy and I’ll knock your teeth

Out your mouth as I jump on any box I see

Looking for something sweet, anyone got a peach?

(What about a Wumpa Fruit?) Give 'em all to me

Doctor Neo’s evil plots will be obsolete when I crash this party (wee)

I’m leaving every single incompetent boss defeated

Then I’ll execute a dance move flawlessly

With Aku Aku, I’ll sock and bop you

Gonna start by stomping on Papu Papu

Knocked Ripper Roo off of a waterfall (woo)

Koala Kong, brah, I’ve come to rock you

Say hello to my little friend

Pity that Pinstripe isn’t in trend

Yo, Nitrus Brio, you’ll meet your end

Choking on a potion, you second-rate henchman

Hop on my hoverboard and fly

Hog, let me take you for a ride

Gone back and forth in time and it has warped my mind

I’ve gotten killed a lot, but I’m not short of lives

I’ve had more adventures than Francis Drake

And you can tell Nathan that I plan to stay

Cuz I Crash all night, Crash all day

Crash by job, Crash by name

I’m wound up like a tornado, babe

Just cut me loose and I’ll go insane

Later, I may take a snooze on the beach

But now’s the time to move your booty

Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me

Cortex, I’ve never been a fan of you

So when I grab a crystal and a gem or two

Remember that you ain’t a man I’d ever hand 'em to

So don’t forget who put the Crash in the Bandicoot

Met a couple loco komodos

Who like sword throwing, so I told 'em no-no

I’m quicker than a ninja, now you’re in my dojo

Don’t trust Cortex

I know, Coco

Brother, would you ever do without me?

Girl power, represent it proudly

I’m a genius, equally sweet and mean

And I’m calling out geeks with PhDs

You’re gonna wanna squash beef with me

Or I’ll light you guys up like TNT

Keep it down, Coco, I really need to sleep

You both look like a meal for me to eat

Whoa, easy Tiger, you don’t wanna try me

We’ll tell everyone why they call you Tiny

Give me the crystals you’ve collected

Don’t even get me started, N. Gin

I’ll trigger that missile that you filled your head with

And wreck your mech, I bet that was expensive

A bandicoot ain’t a pest to mess with

If I end up dead, I’ll get sent to heaven

The best platformer, resurrected

But that dosen’t mean we got one dimension

Get a jetpack strapped on your back

Even in zero grav, I’ll drop your ass

'Cause I Crash all night

Crash all day

Crash play nice

Crash insane

Crash with pride

Crash with shame

Now it’s time to masquerade

I’m wound up like a tornado, babe

Just cut me loose and I’ll go insane

Later, I may take a snooze on the beach

But now’s the time to move your booty

Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me

Damn you, Bandicoot

By the «N» on my forehead, I will put an end to you

The end of me, you’ll never get to see

I’ll treat you and your friends with some entropy

N. Tropy, you’ve met already?

That wasn’t what I meant, just forget it, C

Your head is massive, but I bet it’s empty

That «N» looks more like an «L», ya get me?

Found a vortex warp in time

Now my brain is sort of fried

Gems and crystals, more to find

Hold it, those aren’t yours, they’re mine!

Uka-Uka, free at last

Jeepers, that’s a freaky mask

Still, it’s not as creepy as the ugly mug that Neo has

Taking a trip to a medieval past

Found a tomb in Egypt, went deep in that

Wish I was a greaser, 'cuz I’m feeling fast

I’ll run these streets and I’m speeding past

Even faster than a supersonic hedgehog

Y’all better make like Sega: get lost

That goes for the plumber too

Yo Nintendo, I got your number, dude

I’ll never quit running my mouth

Just like with the competition, I’ll be runnin' 'em out

Dingodile, why do you like playing with fire?

When I put you on ice, you should try stayin' retired

Dr. Cortex, that’s your plan, right?

After we kick your ass again, right?

Now your mask and mine will clash

Buckle up, motherf*cker, it’s time to Crash

I’m wound up like a tornado, babe

Just cut me loose and I’ll go insane

Later, I may take a snooze on the beach

But now’s the time to move your booty

Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me