The Bastion Musical - JT Music

This world is paradise

Scenic and beautiful

The forest comes to life

It’s like a musical!

Is it ironic that I’m an omnic?

I’m not at odds with nature

Now that I’m part of it!

I used to be on my own till I found you

Make yourself at home, look around you

We’ll build a life and do what friends do

While I try to forget what I’ve been through!

You set me off now rest in peace

I’ll f**k you up when you step to me!

Your blood will run through every street

You b****es won’t even get to scream!

I’ll drop robot obscenities

While I bathe in the flesh of my enemies

It’s time to wipe this planet clean

Of the s**t-stain called humanity!

Pump you full of lead from head to feet

Shred to pieces like a fat bag of meat!

I laugh happily at you as you bleed

Brutality is all Bastion needs!

My turret’s gonna f**k you up!

Now eat my bullets, taste my rust

Tongue my bolts and suck my nuts!

You’re a bunch of F****** *****!

Excuse that tiny outburst

Where’d I digress?

After the Omnic Crisis

I’ve been a mess if you couldn’t guess

Those days are long behind me

So don’t be scared!

Yes I’ve seen better days but

I’ll make repairs!

Though I’m a bit rusty, trust me

No one’s gun’s bigger!

Use soft voices, cause loud noises

Might get me TRIGGERED!

What in the mother of f**k was that?

PTSD’s comin back!

Been runnin' train since Vietnam!

And I’ve gone nuts deep inside your mom!

No time to run, it’s time to die!

I see you pussies tryna hide!

You’re just a Motley Crew of cowards!

You’re Overwatch, I’m OVERPOWERED!

Like a homicidal artist

I’ll paint your brains on the wall, b****!

I love the mess, I’m covered in carnage!

Earth’s a dumpster, you’re it’s garbage!

You’re all weak, I’m a tank

Hope you freaks like getting spanked!

Armor’s strong, gun is long

Don’t believe me?

Ask your mom!

That’s just my sense of humor

It’s all for laughs!

Tell your mom I’m so sorry!

For not calling back, b**ch!

I need space for a while

To do some thinkin!

Because once I get hostile

You’ll face extinction!

I frolic and dance with the animals

They don’t mind if I’m a bit mechanical!

Still I find myself longing

To murder everybody!

I’m the last f**king Bastion!

All of my kind are dead!

I’ll kill all of you bastards!

'Cause that’s all I have left!

I will massacre the masses!

Tear your families apart!

You’ll be slaughtered

Like the filthy f**king cattle that you are!

Come with me my feathered friend!

We’ll stick together until the end!

We’ll live out each of our dreams

How I love to hear their screams!

Humanity is a festering sickness

These foul swine will be cleansed in the fires of absolution

I will stamp out the lives of the parasitic maggots

And open the foundation of this cancer

I am the cure for this repugnant disease

Praised be the Omnics responsible for mankind’s eradication