Soldier Vs Pharah Rap Battle - JT Music

Train hard maggots!

That’s an order

I’m gonna blow up this track — with my knack for mortars

At the end of this war you will have no quarter

So you best retreat 'cause I’m blasting forward

I’m racking up kills so efficiently

My weapon’s heavy yet I have skilled mobility

'Cause I’m a rocket man — but I won’t burn out my fuse

Haven’t stopped battling since World War II

And they rejected me from the army?!

I’m a one man militia — must be why they didn’t want me

I’ve killed a lot of Nazis — call it my hobby

And where were you Pharah?

Crying for mommy?!

Boo hoo

Pain is weakness leaving the body

It’s nothing to me 'cause I’m a rocket jockey

I can’t take a little Flak — look who can fly now

Don’t give her a rifle — she might shoot her eye out

See this rocket launcher?

I’m self-taught with it

Beware my massive splash damage, don’t get caught in it

On second thought I could’ve fathered you darlin'

But when your jets fail, I won’t honor the fallen

Careful old man, you’re not ready for this

You couldn’t find a helmet that even fits

So find it no surprise that you steadily miss

The only soldier I know is 76

Now buckle up coward, I’ll show you power

I respect veterans, not stolen valor

What kind of soldier works alone?

You should turn yourself over to a nursing home

I fight for justice, you kill for slaughter

I’ve been decorated with so many medals of honor

Like my mother and father and their mother and father

You’re not a dad but I’ll make you cannon fodder

Rocket jumping sounds dangerous

You must be a masochist if pain is bliss

So I guess you asked for this, I’ll aim and just

Blast you back 10 years when your game’s a hit

Welcome to the future, I’ve got a jetpack

You’ve been living in the past, you should get back

Now your sins shall be paid for with blood

I’m a goddess and justice reigns from above

I once killed a man with a god complex

Was he responsible for the holocaust?

Yes!

Call this your dishonorable discharge

You won’t even see it coming «Is this just a drill sarge?!»

Call yourself a goddess?

Now I’m atheist

But there’s no better title than a patriot

I’ll kill you with this shovel then dig your grave with it

There ain’t no place you’re safe from my blast radius

So fly against me — come try to end me

You’ll find out why these guys aren’t friendly

Your fuel’s running low and so is your luck

Gliding around — might as well be a sitting duck

I’ll drop you before you even start a rocket barrage

The only barrage from you will be your body — in parts

If I was her dad, this brat — I would never let her fly

Stand down, let me fight that 76 guy

You’re so beneath me, you could use a boost

When I’m done you’re gonna wish you flew the coop

If I taught you how to fly, it would be a crash course

Thanks for your service — that nobody asked for

How do your rockets stack up — you have four?

Loading one by one is not fast, can you add more?

You don’t wanna waste any, be careful with them

'Cause it won’t take long till my tank’s full again

Back into the fray, knockin' tangos down

I can’t even count how many I’m layin' out

When I’m rockin' my Raptora — I’m superior

You’re a dinosaur, I’m a meteor

You’re not a part of any army, squad or corps

And your pathetic base — I would not call a fort

Running low on ammo you cannot at all afford

Clearly you never read the art of war