Villager Rap - JT Music, Ready up Live, Defmatch

DEFMATCH:

I know you know that

Villagers trade

Well I got the illest array

So check my quality high grade

Chestplates and blades

This wasn’t stolen

It was liberated, give me a break

But when you see it, you gotta have it

How much will I take?

Cuz the first thing you’ll say

But I don’t just give things away

I want that redstone and

Diamionds might be fine if you’re game

A light sabre, custom laser

That I made from some bricks

And they work hard

Don’t know why

You wouldn’t trade for my kids

MimicGhost:

I ain’t no average villager

I’m raising up, can’t get enough

Of killing zombies, creepers, Enders, spiders

Holdin' up your torches for respect

Your village fighter

Getting higher renown cause

I’m the king of this town

Roaming the night cuz I’m allowed

Never stepping down, stand proud

And fight with your honor

Shout it loud in your belief

Cuz you gotta, make it to the top

Don’t settle down with what you got

Your worth more are you not

No matter what mob you are

You can’t have the lot without the scars

Take a seat son because we run this

You’re outta luck

If you wanna get your butt kissed

See those pumpkins?

You better not touch them

Or you’ll answer to the Iron Golem

Take a seat son because we run this

Step right up

If you want to get your butt kicked

If you pick a fight

Then you’re as good as done with

Best of luck cuz you’ll need a lot of it

ReadyUpLive:

Some call me a prankster

Ah… trick-playing gangster

Just call me Andy

In your bedroom closet

You might find a hamster

Better keep me away

Better stay awake, be alert all day

Cuz I’m light as a feather, forever

No concern for the weather, ever-y day

Can be better, laughter, when you wake up

With holes in your sweater

I’m a mastermind

Get away with my pranks ev-er-y time

You’ll come home to a house full of water

And the red hands are mine

I’ll cover stuff in dynamite

I’ll make you scared, give you a fright

I’ll top it off with silverfish

I’ll make you dance, i’ll make you itch

I’ll make you wish I didn’t exist

I’ll turn your palm into a fist

You know I’m really good at this

Cuz I leave 0 evidence

JT Machinima:

What’s the good word?

(word)

Cuz it’s time to spread it (spread it)

You want the best herb?

(Herb)

You know where to get it (get it)

If you want some green (green)

I’m always down to split it (split it)

Haters hate on me (me)

Cuz I know how to rip it (rip it)

Sipping fresh milk kickin' it with Reggae

At the farmers market, every day’s a payday

Got a lot of crops and I tend 'em right

I’d tell you more but it’s about time to pass the mic

Actually, you’re the last person

Oh, really?

chill!

uhm… CHORUS!!!

Take a seat son because we run this

You’re outta luck

If you wanna get your butt kissed

See those pumpkins?

You better not touch them

Or you’ll answer to the Iron Golem

Take a seat son because we run this

Step right up

If you want to get your butt kicked

If you pick a fight

Then you’re as good as done with

Best of luck cuz you’ll need a lot of it