Naked and Nasty - JT Music

Wakin' up naked, face down on the shore

With a hangover and nothing but a rock and torch

What the hell happened last night?

I’m not really sure

But I’m lookin' for handouts if you got anymore

Like a pair of pants?

I’ll take anything you can give to me

Don’t even need a weapon yet — can I have my dignity?

I’ll work at minimum wage, I’m quite good at hitting trees

And if you’d like I can hike up my toxicity

I might have to die four hundred times

But someday, I may be the lord of the flies

I see myself on an iron throne

Inside castle walls stacked high with stone

But right now I’m up shit’s creek without a paddle

Can’t even wipe my ass, how am I supposed to battle?

When I’m resurrected I am met with death every time

Then I respawn on a beach and it’s back to the grind and I’m

Naked (naked)

We’re gonna get nasty (oh no)

Clothing is overrated (hate it)

Is it me or is it drafty (so cold)

I’m not even worth raidin' (raidin')

Doesn’t mean I’m not crafty

You should be afraid of nakeds

Cuz they may get nasty

Negative nine degrees outside

And I’m catching quite a breeze, ignite

A tiny campfire to lie beside

Now everybody is finding me (time to hide)

I no longer have a problem with my body image

I’m a strong woman, and I’ve got the business

My butt and thighs are rock hard — I get a lot of fitness

And I’m proud of my house, though it’s hardly finished

So what if I’m no good with a bow or a spear

Maybe if I just hold one then no one will come near?

But I’m starting to starve, I should scavenge some rations

You’re never too desperate when loincloth’s in fashion

The sweatiest, saltiest beast

Is a creature with nothing to lose

I fear I will never know peace

At least I’ve come to love running in the nude

The night is upon me, is somebody watching?

I hear nearby footsteps a gun hammer cocking

Before he attacks, I smash his skull with a stone first

Then I die of exposure… and wake up

Naked (naked)

We’re gonna get nasty (oh no)

Clothing is overrated (hate it)

Is it me or is it drafty (so cold)

I’m not even worth raidin' (raidin')

Doesn’t mean I’m not crafty

You should be afraid of nakeds

Cuz they may get nasty

But somewhere out there waits a friend for you

Alone and scared and just as bare as you

Together you’ll find beauty in adversity

This land is rich with culture and diversity

I felt ashamed when I first awakened

I was so afraid and did I mention, naked?

But I learned to be free of my burdens

Look at me now the tables are turnin'

See I gathered materials, built some thin walls

To become a kingdom you must begin small

Now I’ve got a compound, an army of men

They obey my commands, no they are not my friends

I’m a crime lord, my domain’s so large

Call me the next Pablo Escobar

I kept telling myself that my wealth would bring joy

Yet I feel empty, despite all my toys

I see a naked running, he reminds me of myself

So I decide to ask him if he might require help

«I'm trying to find my friends right now, but I’m so lost»

I blow his fuckin' brains out and take my clothes off, cuz I’m a

Naked (naked)

We’re gonna get nasty (oh no)

Clothing is overrated (hate it)

Is it me or is it drafty (so cold)

I’m not even worth raidin' (raidin')

Doesn’t mean I’m not crafty

You should be afraid of nakeds

Cuz they may get nasty