Dinosaur Laser Fight - Jonathan Young

Hey boys and girls

This ninja science lesson’s gonna rock your world

Now close your eyes and travel back in time

With me and Ninja Brian

It’s gonna blow your mind to shit!

It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High

When Stegosaurus raised his hand to call for high-fives

Tyrannosaurus saw this and got pissed

Because his tiny wrists

Caused his high-five to miss

And he was like «Fuck this!»

Oh Yeah!

Oh yeah!

It’s an old school Dinosaur Laser Fight!

Oh Yeah!

Hell Yeah!

Just a classic Dinosaur Laser Fight!

It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown

But it was quiet because in space there is no sound

Did we mention that this took place in space?

It did.

So shut your face

Also, there were robots and sharks

Doctor Sexbang did this really happen?

ahh ya!

Oh Yeah!

Oh yeah!

It’s a goddamn Dinosaur Laser Fight

In space!

With sharks!

It’s a balls out Dinosaur Laser Fight!

It’s fucking science!

Just ask Albert Einstein.

He invented space.

…and then a bunch of fucking aliens from Mars

Showed up all ripping solos on V-neck guitars

The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace

So they killed them with lasers

Holy shit!

And then they had a giant laser party

A Dinosaur Laser Party!

Holy shit!

Laser party!

Holy Shit

It’s Fucking Science.

Fuck!