What Do Bad Girls Get? - Joan Osborne

Well the holidays are coming

And it has got me so upset

See, I got a burning question

And nobody’s answered yet

Good girls get toys for christmas

But Santa, what do bad girls get?

Do you cross me off your list?

For flirtin' and for teasin'?

Yes, I pouted and I cried

But I had a real good reason

Oh, I got a burnin' question

Nobody’s answered yet

Good girls get toys for christmas

But Santa, what do bad girls get?

Nice and easy now

Alright, alright

Mmm, well you got your calculator

You’re countin' up my sins

But Santa please consider

How much worse I could’ve bee

Oh I got a burnin' question

Tell me once, you know I won’t forget

Good girls get toys for Christmas

But Santa, what do bad girls get?