Escargot - Jarv

I slide through with a wise guy crew

My haikus move to the music

Smoov with a v, MV be boostin

DOOFUS

LMS for truth is

OMG LOL my generation’s useless

Who’s this?

A clueless kook

With a loose lip?

You better be taking it easy kid

Your prog.

ain’t proven

The ball game blues are

Caught when the ball’s dropped

Walkin' the bases

Talkin' to basic lame-brains

Outrunning em joggin' in place

It’s Nathan, yup, stupid idiot big-mouth

«I heard that kid futawn lives in the basement at his house»

Get out

No way

Wassup?

Oh hey

Sup dude

Love you

Fuck you

Okay?

Pshh, man I’m just glad to be back in action

In fact I’m actually crackin' the bat

To snap it half

It’s haggard, tappin' the mat in the battle, man I be snappin' limbs

Sonny slim Jim, dig it?

I’m backpacking the badlands

Gettin' away from the cats on repeat

But if I gotta stay, I beseech thee to to set the oven to preheat and make

baked ziti

Feed me beats, weak MCs

Defeat em in every facet, bass-ackwards cats get attacked faster than wack

rappers

Man, I’m sick of the bitches bickerin' 'bout depictions

Sick of the wicked afflictions

Tuggin' and grippin' on my convictions

Sick of the fickle embedded, I bet if you

Put it up anyone better would bury you

People are wakin' up, aimin' a venomous sentiment, sendin' it

Better be ready for revile

Never depend on the revenue

Money can’t benefit anyone when you got all of it, bottle a bit of the greed

and abandon it, vanity ain’t what I need, I be callin' upon you to follow the

feelin' of giving and living

Not taking and stealing

And maybe the way that we’re bandin' together will sever the definite

STOP

Speed it up a bit

Ima give you that shit

In the rhythm, I get in em

And I’m killin' fascists

With mad attack

Get vacuum packed

Never comin whack

Smackin' these average cats

Pants saggin

I’m blastin' that phat shit

Why you comin' round

Jackin' my tactics

Rabbit out the hat trick

Leavin' cats fractured

Give it away, give it away

Man fuck the fashion

Motherfucker

I told you that I wreck it

Step up and get nothin but d d d dissected

Accept it, I bet I affected your method

But that’ll get you nothin but d d d digested

Who dat cat runnin all around town

J A to the R V, wannabe class clown

Pants down round his ankles

Chewin' on a bagel

Rockin' a gold bangle

BABY NO THANK YOU

You a lame dude

Chewin' on a froyo

Brain freeze, main squeeze

GO HOME HOMO

Sapien, get gaped in amazement

Makin' the bacon

Ain’t takin' a vacation

Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yeah shimmy yay

Gimme the mic so I can break ya' face

Complacent?

Naw, rockin a Jason mask

Takin' it to cats stackin that major cash

Never mind I rewind it

Im finally reminded

Mind and body got the power

To bag it up and devour

Take a proper gander at the propaganda

Never buy into the man and be a cog

I’m independent till I fall

I be demandin a parogative

Makin' a billion dollar monopoly

Hit the bottom and give everything they’re pocketing

Pardon me, but the marketing target has started bartering

Really takin a toll upon the market that we’re conquering

Profiting not as much as I would like

I’d like to buy a private jet for me and my wife

Hard life for billion-dollar bitch like me

Oh you’re hungry and sick?

Eat a dick and leave

Newsman talkin' about how bad we are

Laughed so hard I choked on my caviar

I got enough money to last me for eons

You can’t even afford a 98 dodge neon

Yo, man, I gotta get mo'

Gold pillars supporting my multi-million dollar home

Oh no, don’t lemme forget my yacht

Shit, man my escargot game THICK

Fuck that shit, gotta stop these bitches

Kick down doors, cop their riches

Gather it up and divi it amongst masses

Fragment billion-dollar assets